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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock, Who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? ...? Sorry, the joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!"

"Saw this on a shirt Silence is golden: Duct tape is silver"

"Always treat your woman like a princess, let a giant turtle kidnap her."

"Am I crazy... ... or does it smell like boogers in here?"

"The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan."

"Capitalisation It is the difference between ""I helped my uncle Jack off a horse,"" and ""I helped my uncle jack off a horse."""

"how do you get a 78 year old lady to scream f**k?! get another 78 year old lady to yell BINGO! waka waka!"

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you."

"My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world. I told him to stop seeing things in black and white."

"Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol."