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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the potato get off the couch? Because it was baked."
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"I heard of a new sex position that I want to try. It's called 'with a partner'."
"And the Oscar goes to.................................... Court for killing his girlfriend."
"What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity? Digging for booty."
"I love you all so much right now because alcohol."
"I DO love to rush breathlessly into Starbucks and scream ""Is anyone in here writing a screen play? We need one! This is an emergency!"""
"Hubby has an alarm app where you can record your own sounds or music to wake up to. I just changed his to ""THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!"""
"Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line."
"Knock Knock Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in"" Too soon?"
"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night... She nearly took my fucking eye out."