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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays? he was snowden"
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"What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'"
"My brother is addicted to break fluid... But he says he can stop any time."
"What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid? My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing."
"No one spoil the ending, I haven't finished the iTunes user agreement yet!!"
"Turns out 6 foot penguins don't exist, in related news, I might have just ran over a nun."
"Which gun has a perfect rating? A Five-seven."
"Young people of today will never know the joy of having a cassette stuck in the car stereo & listening to the same 12 songs for 20 years."
"What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !"
"Cause of death is still a mystery... Authorities haven't ruled out foul play, after finding prince at the scene."