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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Cause sheeran"

"What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys? Omelette you finish."

"I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter."

"My friend is obsessed with navy destroyers He warships them."

"What's the difference between a brown noser and a shit head? Depth perception."

"What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess? Cheers, mate."

"So I was fingering my sister the other day. She said ""wow you do it just like dad!"" I replied ""thats what mom said"" then I found my brothers wedding ring."

"One reason my boyfriend likes The Big Bang Theory so much is that he says the title always reminds him of when we f**k."

"I was going to make a joke about an ass. Butt fuck it."

"The traffic must be horrendous in a red light district"