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Joke of the Day
"I usually close my eyes when I kiss girls. Not as much pepper spray gets in that way."
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"So a pregnant patient came in to the hospital after a 'huge gush of fluid'... So I asked if el nino or la nina was coming."
"Want to hear a joke? Windows vista"
"What do you say to a girl with a black eye? Nothing. You already told her."
"I lost over 100 pounds in the last week. The casinos here in London have terrible odds."
"On one hand, eating meat is bad for your body, bad for animals and bad for the earth. On the other hand, bacon."
"Just got my wife a matching bag and belt set for her birthday. Let's hope the vacuum cleaner works better now."
"Why did the hamster die? He just didn't have the wheel to live."
"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."
"Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat under a buck."