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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road To get away from her abusive cock of a husband"
"What is the difference between a girl and a washer? The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it."
"What's the worst part about seeing 4 black people go off a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac seats 5."
"""Haha, Imagine Dragons. What a dumb band name."" -Neutral Milk Hotel fans"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler Hitler had supporters."
"What's small red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator."
"My New Year's resolutions: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count."
"I was gonna tell you a pizza joke... But it was too cheesy."
"[15 minutes into choosing which crab from the tank to have for dinner] Date: are you crying?"