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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !"

"Einstein invented a theory about space... and it was about time too!"

"What do you call a bra? A boobie trap. Thanks 3rd grade nephew."

"I bet a girl that I could touch her boobs without touching her for $5. Paid her the $5 after I touched her boobs."

"Now that Prince is dead... ...is he formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince?"

"Sometimes when I'm sitting in a swivel chair, I'll turn around quickly and smile and pretend I'm in the opening credits of a sitcom"

"I'm trying to get on your good side, but I haven't found it yet."

"I've said it before, I'll say it again. It."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? Its cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"

"Doctor how much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten Ten what? Doctor: Nine"