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Joke of the Day
"i feel like a hundred bucks! *my soul erupts with the strength of 100 wild male deers*"
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"Why are muscles poisonous? Because my biceps are killer."
"Did you download the new Jewber app? It doesn't allow you to tip"
"So I found out Viagra's pharmaceutical name. Mycoxafloppin"
"""Now, tell me I'm pretty"" -me as a hypnotist"
"What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A $100 bill."
"I thought my witty comeback was completely original.... Turns out it was a riposte."
"I'm a Lit major. I did my thesis on why my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on."
"A man with Alzheimer's starts telling a joke. where am I?"
"I keep a photo of my mother flexing inside the charm of my necklace Because she is a strong, in the pendant woman"