163129

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face"

Next Joke
 
"Reminder: 2011 should be pronounced ""twenty eleven."" Prince did not sing about partying ""like it's one thousand nine hundred ninety-nine."""
"What's the difference between an orange? One of them doesn't."
"What's Harley Quinn's favourite rap group? Insane Clown Pussy."
"Don't care about baseball, but I love apple pie. Can I still be an American?"
"I offended someone with a joke about molestation. I forgot it's a touchy subject."
"Are you seeing someone? Me: Are you seeing someone? Girl: Um, no. Me: Not even a psychiatrist?"
"[Girlfriend looks at me in disgust] ""Did u just propose using emojis?"" ... ""Technically its called a propoji, but yes"" [She's already gone]"
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new haircut? Neither has he."
"Love is like Wi-Fi You can't see it, but you'll know when you lose it."
Terms & Privacy