7911

Joke of the Day

"So a guy came into a bar... No... wait, it was a horse. So a guy came into a horse..."

"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse."

"Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?"

"Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane? He was on the ""No Fry"" list."

"Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to? His first mate"

"Don't judge Charlie Sheen until you've snorted a mile in his coke."

"Why did 9 bust 1? Because 6 8 9"

"My Muslim coworker brought a CD version of the Quran to work today. He got really pissed off when I asked if I could burn a copy."

"[During Interview] ""Do you have any questions?"" - Yeah, inTitanic why did Jack sink when he died but everyone else floated?"

"My best friend dared me to take a shit on an electrified train track. That's the last time I put my arse on the line."