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Joke of the Day

"How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt."

"Not saying I'm special but kids these days never have any money behind their ears."

"I called my little sister a blue waffle today... that spoiled cunt."

"A jokey named Chris is running late for his race... ...his coach points at his horse and yells ""Chris top her"" Edit: Spelling"

"How does a woman go about inventing something? She gives birth to a boy."

"""Doctor, tennis has caused bad pain in my forearms"" -There's nothing I can do ""There isn't?"" -Not until you bring in your other two arms"

"What's a 68? She blows me and I owe her one."

"How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff? We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box."

"What did the old maid get the vasaline for? 84 cents. Joke by my grandfather"

"Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? ...it was Luke warm."