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Joke of the Day
"What sport are Mexicans best at? Cross country."
Next Joke
"The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town. It's their first gig."
"""I never weigh myself"" -People who weigh themselves daily"
"I can always tell what my present is off Iggy Azelea because she's really bad at wrapping."
"Of course I work out. I do burpees after drinking pop. I do lunges to grab the last slice of pizza & squats if I drop it."
"I remember when the History Channel actually played MUSIC!"
"Q: Why are crocodiles brown and flat? A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons."
"Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz? He took her for granite."
"You don't need to wear clothes in public if you can run fast enough."
"How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ? Only one... but it will take a few episodes. ~~The lightbulb saga~~"