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Joke of the Day
"You don't need to wear clothes in public if you can run fast enough."
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"I don't know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is it works."
"""There will be snacks."" - someone successfully convincing me to do anything"
"If you rape a hooker/prostitute... is that actually shoplifting?"
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster? The rooster says ""cock-adoodle-do"" whereas the prostitute says ""any cock'll do"""
"My high-school wrestling coach called me ""the raccoon"" cause I was small but feisty and ate garbage and gave people lyme disease"
"What do you call hundreds of crows at a Catholic church? A mass murder."
"It's been 50 years since The Jetsons showed us a wacky science-fiction world where you could afford two kids and a house with just one job."
"Why do owls not mate when it's raining? Toowet Towoo"
"How girls put on their pants: *Left leg* *Right leg* *Wiggle* *Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done.."