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Joke of the Day
"You don't need to wear clothes in public if you can run fast enough."
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"My identity was stolen. I hope they do a better job with my life than I did!"
"The other day I heard that photons have mass Who would have thought that they we catholic?"
"A grasshopper sits at the bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"""First time caller, long time listener""Alexander Graham Bell"
"A horse walks into a bar.... The barman says. , ""why the long face?"""
"Why does everyone make fun of Batmans old suit, the one with the nipples? Bats have nipples. Hell, that's the most sensitive part of a bat."
"Where do crows go to buy groceries? Kroger"
"I was born to be wild, but only until around 9:30"
"Are you alone? Afraid? Lonely? Then you'd better turn up the TV because I just heard a noise"