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Joke of the Day
"""I never weigh myself"" -People who weigh themselves daily"
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"I should get a bigger tax return According to Digiorno's I'm a family of four."
"Why did the integer drown? Because it can't float."
"For lunch today, I think I will have a blistering hot bowl of ice cold soup. Thanks microwave."
"The heaviest things in the world: 4) iron 3) lead 2) tungsten 1) a toddler who doesn't want to be picked up"
"I can't believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment"
"Doctor Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia."
"What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural logs."
"""Is there really a fire? Prove it."" -Mrs. Doubtfire"
"I've been washing my hair with Ranch dressing for 13 years because the bottle doesn't say not to do that."