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Joke of the Day
"I can always tell what my present is off Iggy Azelea because she's really bad at wrapping."
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"I got arrested for creating a youtube channel Cat videos and DIY makeup channels are the most popular on YouTube. But apparently you run into all kinds of trouble when you combine the two."
"Why can't Sweden win a race? Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line"
"What kind of dish does LeBron like? anything with curry in it."
"What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen? Rats!"
"""Chewing"" and ""eating"" are very similar things. But ""getting chewed out"" and ""getting eaten out"" are very different."
"How to stop Facebook Live and Marketplace notifications: 1) Open Facebook app 2) Go to Settings 3) Throw your phone into a river"
"Why don't Jewish cannibals eat Germans? Because they give them gas."
"TIL how to keep an idiot waiting I'll let you know tomorrow."
"Why dont my dick work? Ive been punching it for a good half hour now, and it still wont get a job."