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Joke of the Day

"Gandalf chuckled to himself as the boat left shore. ""I just noticed,"" he whispered, ""your name sounds like Dildo"" #LastLinesFromGreatBooks"

"Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket"

"Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single."

"I like my coffee how I like my women... Not black."

"Black names Once you've heard one, you've heard Jamal."

"Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets."

"Apparently the local fruit fly is a smoker..... She goes out every night for a drag."

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Haha, don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!"

"Why doesn't Hitler like Jewish wivern's? Because they're a dragon the state"

"I'm writing a book on procrastination I'm only on page 1 sadly"