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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Hitler like Jewish wivern's? Because they're a dragon the state"
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"Wanna hear a joke? Lifetime movies."
"Two cats decided to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff... The first cat jumped. The other was too much of a pussy."
"what do you call chess players bragging in a hotel lobby? chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"
"Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there."
"My buddy has an inability to visualize feces He can't see shit"
"My girlfriend said she wants me to make her feel like shes the only girl in the world. So i'm gonna drop her off in the desert and leave"
"when i die use my ashes to fill souvenir snowglobes to mimic the death rain of the apocalypse pouring down on a vacant cityscape. very metal"
"What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card? You can't C me!"
"*I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek* ""Make a wish,"" I say. *I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*"