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Joke of the Day
"I'm writing a book on procrastination I'm only on page 1 sadly"
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"call 2 psychiatrists and tell them ur gonna put them on the phone with a guy who thinks he's a psychiatrist. now put them in the same call."
"Chemistry Joke! Why can't acids argue well? All their statements are baseless."
"How do you make a song better using cement? By remixing it."
"An Irishman walks past a bar"
"What type of target shooting does Lil Jon do? Skeet skeet motherfucker!"
"We will require you to do something somewhat onerous and time-comsuming and then introduce impediments to completing it. - my employer"
"Does anyone else's belt turn into a Rubik's cube when they have to piss like a racehorse?"
"(NSFW) What did the haddock get covered in at the fish orgy? SALMONal fluid"
"Can someone tell Buzz that it's impossible to go beyond infinity, guy's pretty stupid for an astronaut."