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Joke of the Day

"Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single."

"What's a KKK member's favorite car? A crossfire."

"Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!"

"Spinach and Anal Sex What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have either as a child, you'll never enjoy them as an adult."

"Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."

"I wonder if, in Ancient Greece, Lighting strikes were considered an ""Act of God"" by insurance companies."

"I listen to your prayers, but only to correct their grammar."

"Two fish are in a tank One says to another, ""I'll drive. You shoot."""

"Sometimes I worry about the kid who always carried a yoyo in high school"

"Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College - The Longest Yard Sale - Charlottes Web Cam."