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Joke of the Day

"Black names Once you've heard one, you've heard Jamal."

"""Try it, it's so good!"" ""Come on, man. Just a taste."" ""I'm having some. Mmmm."" ""Trust me."" Feeding my 2yo makes me feel like a drug dealer."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? well.... I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"George R.R. martins House words should be ""Book is coming"" because he keeps saying it but it never seems to actually happen."

"My dad's bread factory burnt down Now his business is toast"

"My son complained to me that his yogurt was too soupy. I told him to suck it up."

"Never heard this joke before... neither will you"

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever."

"Why can't Kim Kardashian find her asshole? He's back on tour."

"Fecophilia Man, fuck that shit."