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Joke of the Day

"YouTube: hey we saw u watched a video about a thing Me: great, would it be possible to fill my entire feed with that thing, forever?"

"Why does the court never make mistakes about rape? Because it's always black on white."

"My computer just said ""Hello"" to me I think it's a Dell."

"I bought a thesaurus from Walmart and the pages were blank.. I have no words to describe how angry I am"

"What do nails like to do on the weekend? Get hammered."

"what's the best part of living in Sweden? Well, the flags a big plus. edit: FUCK meant Switzerland"

"I can't remember a time in my life when an update for Acrobat Reader wasn't available."

"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C! [ I'm^so^sorry ]"

"Pizza Hut is going gluten free so while you are dying from a heart attack you can atleast not have gas problems"

"What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore? Semi-retired."