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Joke of the Day
"Is it just me? ... or are circles pointless"
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"I hate when people say, ""You barely touched your food"" like what do you want me to do stroke it?"
"Guys Stop Telling Period Jokes They are not bloody funny."
"What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head? I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob."
"What did the blond do with her asshole in the morning? Pack him a lunch and tell him to go to work!"
"The cable company is sending a guy out between 1:00 and 2017."
"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it."
"Top three perverts that see you when you're sleeping: 1. Santa. 2. God. 3. NSA."
"My favorite drinking game is that one where you drink every time you have access to booze."
"Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt."