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Joke of the Day

"Is it just me? ... or are circles pointless"

"What is the worst part about screwing a 7 year old kid? Getting the blood stains out of your clown costume."

"I like my women like I like my wine... ...locked in a dark basement for several years until they are mature enough to enjoy. Edit:yay made front page of the jokes!!!"

"Intelligence is the new cleavage"

"THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR... CLAUSTROPHOBIC MAN (runs into a phone booth) (runs out, crying) no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no n-"

"What is the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" ""9/11."" ""9/11 who?"" ""...*you said you'd never forget*"""

"I don't pluck my unibrow to look good, I do it because McDonald's sued me for illegal use of the double arches."

"What is the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until the boy is 14 to come on his face"

"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Same with diarrhea."