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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like my women.. Ice cold and overly expensive."
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"What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal? None"
"My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far, she's only getting a McChicken."
"How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market? A coup."
"What do you call a Reddit cockblock? [removed]"
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? *Everywhere*"
"""Your honor, I call Shakira's hips to the stand"" *looks at the defense* ""You guys are so fucked"""
"After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F."
"You are so dimwitted even the blackhole night sky looks brighter than you."
"Two types of people in the world.... Ones who pee in the shower, and motherf**kin liars"