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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head? I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob."

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"Girl, do you watch football? Cuz I'll finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul"
"What did the grape say after the elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little whine."
"Jogging but instead lying in bed with your eyes shut."
"- What do you do to relax? - I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know."
"a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who reach the floor first? The brunette, the Blonde stop it midway to ask for directions."
"A guy in Saudi Arabia once masturbated, breaking the law of the land. His name? Sheik Dawood."
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"Welcome to innuendo club. This is going to be a long and hard session, if you know what I mean."
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