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Joke of the Day
"Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt."
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"A man overdosed on viagra His wife took it very hard"
"My daddy always warned me about the 3 rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
"What do you call a red lemon? a Lenin. ;)"
"Always live on the bottom floor it's further from heaven and harder for God to see you sinning"
"How much does a rock weigh? One stone."
"Shopping for a minivan at a car show while you're married is like going to a strip club and looking at the DJ."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor"
"I like my women how I like my microwaves With children in them"
"What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber? A director's cut"