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Joke of the Day
"Cocaine so white it looks around the room before saying ""nigga"""
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"What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !"
"ISIS I Saw I Shot. Then Iran. Cuz I'm a cowardly bitch."
"Frodo and Sam are going to start a band... Called; Imagine Baggins"
"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."
"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good."
"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Cause you're Satan."