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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why everyone is mad at Subway jared He's just a fat man in a little girls body"
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"What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common? very little"
"If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns... go for the Juggler"
"Yo mama so poor when she found a penny on the ground she thought she won the lottery"
"Don't you hate it when you meet a hot girl who says she's ""bi""... ...then the next morning you realize she meant ""polar""."
"I said to my girlfriend, ""Do you want to experiment with a role-play rape fantasy?"" She said, ""**NO!**"" I said, ""*That's the spirit!*"" Jimmy Carr"
"I want to tell the sun to stop being so self-centered But the world does revolve around him"
"What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this!"
"Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!"
"If a deadly alligator appears in the instant after you tell your friends you'll see them later there is literally no way to warn them"