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Joke of the Day
"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good."
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"My stepson and his friend are driving around in my car. If he wrecks it, I have insurance. If he plays Nickelback in it, I'll murder him."
"Repost- How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool."
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