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Joke of the Day
"What is 6.9? A good time ruined by a period."
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"She threw her vibrator on the subway tracks... It didn't work; the train didn't come any faster."
"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Nice belt."
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches! Thought you all would like this one."
"To all those people who said I would be an unfit parent, have you seen the little guy lately? Cause that would be a big help, I seem to have misplaced him."
"[lunch break] Gf: I have 30min Me: you thinking what im thinking? Gf: oh yea *starts undressing Me: *googles closest laser tag location"
"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand... and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. ^(Saw it on Reddit before, if someone can find source I'll link it.)"
"If 7 out of 10 sports fans have below average intelligence, what percentage of sports fans is that? 110%. [Aaaaaand we prove once again that morons are humorless. Really should know that by now.]"
"What do you call a Japanese boy who just got beat by his dad after getting got masterbating? A fap happy jappy with a slap happy pappy."