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Joke of the Day
"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Nice belt."
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"I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet."
"I've never met a full on jew They were all just sort of jew-ish"
"I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan."
"Apple are finally allowing porn on the itunes store now there's a fap for that"
"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!"
"Bruce Lee's favorite drink Wataaaaa!!!"
"Think women are the weaker sex? Try pulling the blankets back to your side."
"What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common? They both can't get to first base!"
"Did you hear Victoria entered a boxing tournament where the grand prize was a sex change? I heard she came out the Victor"