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Joke of the Day

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. ^(Saw it on Reddit before, if someone can find source I'll link it.)"

"A man asks a bartender: ""How late does the band play?"" ""Only about half a beat behind the drummer."" The bartender replies."

"Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul...to keep... If I shall die before I wake-- Yah, I really don't like where this is going."

"Here's a joke about North Korea [This post has been removed by the North Korean Government]"

"I want to be seen Especially before you slam that door into my face!"

"What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue."

"Life is like a box of Chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza... I guess i should've put it on aloha temperature."

"I feel like Trump is like Hitler Terribly misunderstood."

"has a fever: i'm ok coughs out lungs: i'm ok throat on fire: i'm ok is hungry: death, despair and chaos has entered my life"