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Joke of the Day
"What does a house wear? Address!"
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"Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes? San Andreas fault."
"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."
"I was in a job interview. ""What is your biggest strength?"" ""I am always on time."" ""And your biggest weakness?"" ""I get annoyed when my dealer is late."""
"What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire? mourning wood"
"Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage? He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq"
"Hmmm... Jack Nicholson. He's that guy from the Laker's games right?"
"What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine? They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen."
"You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before."
"[doctors exam] ""I'm feeling a lump here. Here's another. You have several lumps."" -uh oh, what does that mean doc? ""it means you're fat"""