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Joke of the Day
"One beer please! *This is Starbucks!* Oh, my fault, I'm Bill."
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"Sometimes when my family is especially ungrateful, I don't wash the vegetables when I make their salads."
"`Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked? Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service."
"What if sharks hug with their mouths? Just sayin."
"I joined a nudist colony in Canada. To be honest, I'm starting to get cold feet."
"Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it."
"My favorite romantic comedy sub-genre is ""Hugh Grant falls in love with someone for no reason."""
"Me: How are you feeling Grandpa? Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly."
"Pete and Repete walk into a bar... Pete and Repete walk into a bar, Pete walks out. Who is left?"
"What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan? Mike Jones is Still Tippin'."