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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire? mourning wood"
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"How did Harry Potter get down the mountain? Running!... JK, Rowling."
"What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol? Bill Murray."
"Losing game pieces sucks... Especially when it's hide and seek... I'll never forget you, Brian.."
"I remove my license plates before using the McDonald's drive-thru in case I need to throw my drink in the cashier's face."
"Why does Donald Trump watch the olympics? To see how high the mexican pole jumpers can jump."
"My girlfriend is like a trampoline,... ...i dont have a trampoline!"
"after u die u do the same life again on a higher difficulty setting. more relationships fail and more loved ones die. certain dogs explode"
"Q: What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car? A: Flatman and Ribbon"
"Dad is obsessive compulsive about his vinyl and owns every single Beatles record except for one.. I think he needs Help."