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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine? They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway."

"What's Peter Pan's brother's name? Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands."

"What do we want? CLICKBAIT! When do we want it? The answer will shock you... ***** Edit: There was this one weird typo that doctors don't want you to know about."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. To be read: *seven ate nine*"

"frodo: [doesnt know how to get to mordor, doesnt know how to fight, doesnt know who he should actually trust] i need to do this alone"

"What is the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family."

"You guy want to hear a joke about a cat? Nah. I'm just kitten."

"What are Isreali candies known for? A jewy center"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!"