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Joke of the Day
"Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck"
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"A monk walks up to a hot dog stand he says to the cart owner, ""Make me one with everything."""
"[Google search history] Moles How to kill moles How to make homemade bombs Rescue moles from cave-in Dealing with regret Mole stew"
"almost hit a biker while i was texting & driving today so please you guys be careful do NOT ride bikes"
"[sees co-worker the next day after failing to kill him on purge night] mondays am i right?"
"I'll never forget my grandad's last words on his deathbed. He said: ""I should never have bought this deathbed. Asking for trouble..."""
"I met a girl with 12 boobs once... sounds funny dozen tit."
"Why did Bill and Ted join Islam? Because they heard it was radical!"
"Dat test though Almost gets a 100% on a test, a STD test....."
"What's Medusa's favorite cheese? Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola"