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Joke of the Day
"I met a girl with 12 boobs once... sounds funny dozen tit."
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"Why are teenage girls so odd? Because they can't even"
"I dont know why people are disappointed when they find out a celebrity crush is married.As if that was their only obstacle to being together"
"Its really disgusting how other white people dont even know about the plight of [quickly wikipedias ""Who is having alot of plight 2012]"
"What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of? Vampliers"
"An 81-year-old woman in the U.K. went sky diving to help raise money for a local hospital. They didn't raise a lot of money, but they did get a new patient"
"Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place? Little seizures"
"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment. What do you call a barn full of Mexicans? Updated farm equipment"
"Saw some cows just standing around in a field doing absolutely nothing. Get a job, hippies."
"The waiter asked if I wanted any salt for my steak... I told him to pepper my angus ;)"