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Joke of the Day

"[Google search history] Moles How to kill moles How to make homemade bombs Rescue moles from cave-in Dealing with regret Mole stew"

"If at first you don't succeed, GREAT. Now you know not to waste your time on that ever again. Fuck that shit. Lesson learned."

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldnt change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction!"

"I love you A man had 'I love you' tattooed on his dick. When he came home, he proudly showed his wife, who said ""there you go again, trying to put words into my mouth"""

"Trojan condoms were named after a city that was maliciously and deceitfully entered and then burned to the ground? Hmmm...."

"Why ed has no girlfriend? Cz sheeran"

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You follow his FRESH PRINTS!"

"What does the ""L"" stand for in Samuel L. Jackson? Motherfucking It stands for motherfucking"

"Did you hear about the fire man who lost his job? He was laid off."

"I'm a show off but not drive around with Christmas lights on my car show off And that's when I realized it was a cop car"