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Joke of the Day

"What's Medusa's favorite cheese? Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola"

"How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."

"Drake jokes I'll start: Drake the type of dude to stare at the biggest dude in jail directly in the eyes then SLAM the soap on the bathroom floor."

"Why do pirates like birthday parties? Doubloons."

"I wonder if all weather forecasts I see on the internet are on a cloud storage?..."

"""You make as much sense as taking a blind man to a silent movie!"""

"Based on the novel 'Push Notifications' by iSapphire"

"I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots. And.."

"Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight."