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Joke of the Day
"A monk walks up to a hot dog stand he says to the cart owner, ""Make me one with everything."""
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"Lite: the new way to spell ""Light,"" now with 20% fewer letters!"
"Ever heard of the band called 1023 Megabites? Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet."
"I'm pretty sure God and Satan are both women, because who else would hold a grudge for that long?"
"There was a depressed sausage... he thought his life was THE WURST."
"What do you call a nun that walks in her sleep? A roamin' Catholic."
"How crazy is it that we used to say ""three and a half inch floppy"" with a straight face"
"My wife was acting crazy recently. Now I have to remove her blood from the carpet. Her menstrual blood."
"Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Bang Bang"" ""Bang Bang Who?"" ""Oscar Pistorius"""
"What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night? A stillborn"