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Joke of the Day
"A monk walks up to a hot dog stand he says to the cart owner, ""Make me one with everything."""
Next Joke
"Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you."
"When you're in a Google Drev with the KKK So today I was working in groups with the KKK :^) http://imgur.com/mNG0RMi"
"Humour is subjective That was a joke for those of you who didn't get it"
"When it comes to making jokes about heart palpitations I never skip a beat"
"How is medusa like weed? She makes people stoned."
"What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity? Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)"
"What do you call a fat man in a white t-shirt? A Man-in-a-tee."
"Did you hear about the guy who wandered into a vampires-only bar? He got drunk."
"Like my therapist always says, ""I'm not your therapist, you're just laying on a couch in Ikea"""