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Joke of the Day

"Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't."

"How do comedians stay in shape? They do set ups."

"Universities are like priests They will teach you a few things, and then take you into the back room to fuck you."

"Why are people still calling my phone I thought we covered this at orientation..."

"When I get on facebook I get excited when I see the red numbers over the globe thing until I open it and find it is for a stupid game request."

"Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids? Because it'd Krampus style."

"What is worse than ants in your pants? ......... Uncles."

"You hear about the guy who bought a teabag? Yeah, the price was pretty steep"

"Any ideas for 'insults' that have no right answer? For example: did you get caught beating off in the corner? Love these types of jokes but can only think of a couple right now. Thanks!"

"Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again? His EKG ain't got no rythym"