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Joke of the Day
"How do comedians stay in shape? They do set ups."
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"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing."
"What did the business man say to the gangster? Pull up your fucking pants."
"help me, I am trapped in a haiku factory save me before they"
"What do you call five black guys having sex? A threesome 3/5ths compromise"
"[Founding Fathers] -But how do we get court witnesses 2 tell the truth? -They swear on a bible? -Thats stupid -Hey lunch's here -Done[gavel]"
"Nice try Halloween, I eat candy in the dark and pretend not to be home every night."
"When she says she prefers the strong, silent type she means her vibrator."
"What do my dad and God have in common? I've never seen or heard from either of them."
"Me: Wake up 5-year-old: Me: We're late 5: Me: The house is on fire 5: Me: Your sister touched your stuff 5: *barrel rolls out of bed*"