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Joke of the Day

"Why are people still calling my phone I thought we covered this at orientation..."

"I really don't want to be a professional web developper Selling my <body> feels wrong."

"I walked into a lesbian karate class. All that they were doing was scissor kicks."

"If you accept small grammatical errors, decent society collapses and then everyone starts marrying dogs. That's what happened to Australia."

"Watch out for children on the road. They're terrible drivers."

"If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house? Seven because ice cream has no bones"

"What do you call a spitting vampire? Spatula."

"A joke about Reddit's censorship policy. <removed>"

"I burnt 1200 calories yesterday! Forgot to take the pizza out of the oven..."

"What is Shrek's most annoying problem? Swamp Ass."