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Joke of the Day

"Universities are like priests They will teach you a few things, and then take you into the back room to fuck you."

"Recently, a Catholic hair stylist made news traveling around slandering the pope and Catholicism, angering many members of the faith. The pope denounced him... calling him a ""hair-a-tick"""

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making head lines...."

"At a job interview: Interviewer: What are some of your weaknesses? Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it? A: I'm lazy to list them all..."

"What does the word 'gay' mean? asked a son to his father. ""It means 'happy,'"" replied the father. ""Oh,"" contested the son, ""so are you gay, then?"" ""No, son, I have a wife."""

"How do you address a Black Farmer? Through his owner."

"Why do I see so many broken condoms outside? Honey, those are called ""children"" and should be treated as such."

"What do buffalo do when they get sick? They Yak"

"BOUNCER: Sorry, buddy - planets only. PLUTO: I'm on the list. BOUNCER: Nope. *Jurassic World walks in* PLUTO: Oh you cannot be serious."

"I make a mean sandwich. The key is to use racist cheese."