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Joke of the Day

"Universities are like priests They will teach you a few things, and then take you into the back room to fuck you."

"What's the difference between a condom and the congress? You can only fit one dick inside a condom."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art."

"Idea to help fight the obesity epidemic in America: Force Walmart to keep their parking spaces at least 200 yards from their entrances."

"Do you know if Stephen Hawking still has his old phone number? Everytime I call, a machine answers."

"I should call you Dr. Cause you just got a PhD in gettin schooled."

"Lisa never talks about her younger brother, Lava Lampanelli."

"Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home? Because he knew his parents will make him return it."

"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground, apart from the eagle."

"How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses? Instagran"