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Joke of the Day

"Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again? His EKG ain't got no rythym"

"TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright"

"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows..."

"Why will the next IPhones be the hottest best selling phones? Because they'll be sexy(6c) and a success(6s)"

"Why you shouldn't ask Napoleon for money He's a bit short"

"There's a new perfume being marketed to the super rich that contains a singular ingredient... ...it's called One Pure Scent."

"Free Tibet! With purchase of equal or greater Tibet."

"Where do people send crazy cigarettes? To the menthol institution"

"I think cheese gets sweaty because it's hard sitting around being delicious."

"While on vacation the desk clerk at the London hotel told me I'd only get the key to my room if I presented him with 250 pounds... ... so I introduced him to my wife."