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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a policeman on fire? Bacon."
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"In Canada, she's Kilometery Cyrus."
"There are two kinds of people People who can count People who can't count People who are there for no particular reason"
"I may be schizophrenic But at least I have each other"
"What do you call an Irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection? A leperchaun! :D"
"I'd brag about my pride... But I'd be lion."
"I use artificial sweetener at work. I add it to everything I say to my boss."
"Knock knock Who's there? Bob the interrupting cow with Tourette's syndrome. Bob the interrupt- COCKSUCKING-motherfucking-**cunt**!"
"Making popcorn for these Facebook movies."
"I'm a really green person, but only because I hate the oceans."