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Joke of the Day

"I was going to post that I'm in Nebraska but Foursquare didn't have the location ""Someone shoot me in the face"" listed."

"So I guess these Brazillian jokes aren't happening Neymar?"

"How do you kill a one legged Fox? Make him run across Canada"

"What did the one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

"I wrote a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap"

"Kraft have just opened up a new factory in Jerusalem... They've called it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'."

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine keeps its pricks on the OUTSIDE"

"Chemistry Joke (maybe) Bro catches his bro red handed... Bro mine :D"

"Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat placed her in the house of pancakes."

"Fun Fact: When the bartender asks if you want two or three fingers, he isn't always talking about the liquor."