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Joke of the Day
"Kim Jong il is dead? I guess that's the end of HIS Korea."
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"What do you call a Jewish baby who isn't circumcised? A girl."
"What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs? A retarded bandwagoner"
"What is it called when two little people get divorced? Daworfed"
"I named my phone ""The Titanic...."" So when I plug it in to charge it says, ""The Titanic is syncing"""
"What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic."
"I finally found an onramp for the road to success!!!! It was closed for construction."
"What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter. - [*Masai Graham*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"
"Welcome to the school of hard knocks... You'd better hope your front door can take it!"
"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Toss him some sort of flotation device"