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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to Applebee's! Can I take your order or do you need a few minutes to reflect on the mistakes you made in life that led you here?"

"Me: I just broke a nail. WebMD: Finger cancer."

"We should let the redditors with the highest karma fight climate change... After all, they're just so good at recycling."

"Who was the least funny U.S. President? FDR. His standup could use some work."

"Vagina jokes aren't funny Period."

"Marriage is like a hurricane... Starts with a bunch of sucking and blowing, and at the end you lose your house."

"Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?.. To get drunk"

"I don't like abbreviations. I'm a real abbreviations National Socialist."

"Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ? because to him, Alcohol is not a solution"

"A blind man walks into a bar... ...and a chair...and a table."