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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you run out of seed? Endosperm."
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"What do you call it when a fruit studders? A peach impediment."
"What has four wheels and can't support a family? A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels."
"Best excuse for missing work The voices told me to clean the guns."
"How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. But they totally wanted it."
"[catches spider in a glass] spider: omg are you going to drink me? me: oh no this is just to take you outside spider: me: spider: drink me"
"Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit? Because she was a cute angle."
"[OC] What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen? Ugh.... Pho queue..."
"I just invented a word ""Plagiarism"""
"I hope death is a woman... That way it will never come for me."