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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you run out of seed? Endosperm."

"A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck.. ..A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck. Platypus ate food. Duck billed platypus"

"First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug."

"What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? I didn't do it on porpoise."

"Why did the cat befriend the dog? Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!"

"Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!"

"Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey? The games take 3 months to play!"

"Engineering joke At work today I told an engineer I liked the cool shapes in his design. ""Oh, it's not intentional,"" he responded. ""It's mostly in compression."""

"I wanna join a gang so I can get in a street fight with a rival gang and intimidatingly snap my fingers to a clever song about friendship."

"How do you answer the question ""What's new?"" without sighing really loudly first?"