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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you put Nutella on salmon? You get salmonella"
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"How do you make people lose faith in this sub? This."
"What's E.T short for... Cuz he's only got little legs"
"What did one sausage say to the other? You are the wurst."
"I'm in such a weird place in my life right now. Literally. This shop only sells Owls and Mayonnaise."
"What is orange and sounds like a carrot A carrot"
"Why was Anakin Skywalker king of the pub crawl? Because he killed all the Yuenglings."
"Did you meet the guy who masturbated on the toilet? He came and went."
"A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this the barber explained ""Yes sir no one's been in for a shampoo yet."""
"Just found a new app that that tells you which one of your friends are boring. It's called Facebook."